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Male
Never Married
Takoma Park, Maryland
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In their own words

Intelligent executive seeking soulmate for life.

I am the best. You know it when you see me. The bestness just oozes out of my pores and permeates the surrounding space, touching everyone around me. You instantly feel kapow and bazam and never look back.

Appearance
Best Feature
I'll tell you later
Hair
Black
Eyes
Black
Physique
Small
Height
5'  7"   (170 cm)
Family Roots
Afghan
Race
Asian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
I'll tell you later
Has Kids
I'll tell you later
Wants Kids
No
Religion
Agnostic
Education
High School
Occupation
Communication / Telecom
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
Occasionally
Politics
Very Liberal
What languages do you speak?
English, French, Spanish
Favorite Music
Acoustic, Dance / Electronica / House, Rap / Hip-Hop
Favorites
Favorite Actors
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Favorite Actresses
Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a
Favorite Artists
$50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a $2 bill, I
Favorite Athletes
can get something to eat and not have to worry
Favorite Authors
about anyone getting irritated at me for trying
Favorite Bands
to break a $50 bill.
Favorite Hangouts
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell
Favorite Books
So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.
Favorite Cities
So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.
Favorite Clothing Stores
He looks at it kind of funny.
Favorite Colors
So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.
Favorite Country
He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them:
Favorite Drinks
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Favorite Fashion Designers
While I was talking to farmer MacPherson, a pig came ambling around the corner of the barn.
Favorite Fast Foods
He was about to go down for the third time, when ol' Pinky jumped into the water, swam out to him, grabbed him by the shorts
Favorite Magazines
So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.
Favorite Comedies
He was about to go down for the third time, when ol' Pinky jumped into the water, swam out to him, grabbed him by the shorts
Favorite Dramas
He comes back to me and says,
Favorite Horror Movies
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Favorite Action Movies
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Favorite News Anchor
I was quite impressed. I knew pigs were pretty intelligent
Favorite Night Clubs
While I was talking to farmer MacPherson, a pig came ambling around the corner of the barn.
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Favorite Plays
While I was talking to farmer MacPherson, a pig came ambling around the corner of the barn.
Favorite Politicians
He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I'm a shoplifter, and says to him,
Favorite Sports Teams
I was quite impressed. I knew pigs were pretty intelligent
Favorite Quote From A Movie
He was about to go down for the third time, when ol' Pinky jumped into the water, swam out to him, grabbed him by the shorts
Favorite Restaurants
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Favorite Songs At The Moment
I was quite impressed. I knew pigs were pretty intelligent
Favorite Sports
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Favorite Stocks
He was about to go down for the third time, when ol' Pinky jumped into the water, swam out to him, grabbed him by the shorts
Favorite TV Comedies
I was quite impressed. I knew pigs were pretty intelligent
Favorite TV Dramas
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Favorite TV News Sources
The manager approaches me and says,
Favorite Foods
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Favorite Styles Of Music
He was about to go down for the third time, when ol' Pinky jumped into the water, swam out to him, grabbed him by the shorts
Interests
Acting
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Animals
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Antiques
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Art
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Astrology
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Astronomy
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Barbecues
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Bars
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Basketball
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Biology
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Board Games
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Business Finance
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Camping
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Card Games
t this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner.
Cars
I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect.
Children
A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in.
Circus
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Comedy
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Community Service
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Cooking
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Dancing
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Dating
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Dogs and Cats
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Drawing
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Electronics
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Exercise
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Food
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Football
Security Guard walks over to me and...
Gambling
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Gardening
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Guns
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Internet
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Live Concerts
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Math
At this point I am ready to say,
Medicine
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Movies
I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I'm taking a swing at him.
Opera
He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands, and says,
Painting
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Pets
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Philosophy
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Photography
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Politics
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Psychology
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Radio
The security guard and I both look at him like he's an idiot, and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue.
Reading
So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.
Religion
This all made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff.
Rugs
If I got the right group of people, I could probably end up in jail. You get free food there, too!
Running
There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and
School
gulps it down in one swig.
Shopping
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Singing
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Sky Diving
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Snowboarding
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Soccer
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
Stock Market
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
Technology
I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me.
Television
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Tennis
I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
Theater
then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?
Traveling
A not so true story, but an astute observation nonetheless...
Video Games
One day a man decided to retire.
Walking
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life... that is, until the ship sank.
Writing
He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
Personality
Adventurousness Very Daring
Affectionateness Very Doting
Trustingness Somewhat Gullible
Confidence Average
Independence Somewhat Dependent
Mood Intense
Romance Average
Sociability Somewhat Extroverted
Thought Process Very Analytical
Tolerance Somewhat Unbending
Lifestyle
Dress Somewhat Formal
Energy Somewhat Low
Go Party Sometimes
Religion Large Part
Neatness Super Neat
Punctuality Often Early
Spending Average
Work Ethic Laid Back
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Describe your perfect weekend.
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
Do you believe in love at first sight?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
How many kids would you like to have?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What is the purpose of marriage?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What do your friends like about you most?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What do your friends tease you about the most?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What gets on your nerves?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What's the best age to get married?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What turns you off?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What turns you on?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell
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